Hi!

[ultimateeye.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS UP, EVERYONE.

I'm Jon, and I'm here as King Bradley of Fullmetal Alchemist- the (immeasurably superior) manga version. Looks like an elderly pirate, acts like your favourite uncle... sometimes, and possesses not only the Ultimate Eye but also the Ultimate Mustache. He carries four swords, but does not use them all at once, because that would be silly. And he really likes to fight... but, as this is not Naruto, he will have to learn to do other things than fight. Perhaps he'll take up poetry.

His app, including permissions, is here: ultimateeye.livejournal.com/profile. Enjoy.

For my sins, I am British, and thus keep slightly different hours to the rest of you. However, I have been known to stay up until stupid o'clock on occasion, so... we'll see. My best hours are generally 8 to 12 GMT, which ought to overlap a little with American timezones. (I try not to get up early in the morning, because it makes my body hate me.) If you really need to get hold of me, send an email!

'Ahoy' Has Yet To Be Used

[collector]

So I shall use it. Ahoy, I'm Farrah! I run on EST, but generally cannot be found in the later hours of the evening. The best way to find me is through email, one of my contact posts, or LJ PM. Feel free to contact me at any time! I am rarer than a really rare Pokemon when it comes to AIM, but I'm pretty accessible by the other methods.

To the start of things, I am bringing Irving Braxiatel, Entirely Trustworthy Collector. He has a soothingly hypnotic voice. No, literally. As he has only ever appeared in books and audioplays, it is hellish to find pictures of him, hence the copious amounts of icons of people in suits. Excessively long application + permissions meme.

In brief, Brax is the owner of the Braxiatel Collection, the Collection of Everything. And they do mean everything, from the original manuscript for Love's Labour's Wonne to the Ark of the Covenant itself. I'm not entirely sure how he managed to acquire that one; presumably he handed someone a fedora and a whip and sent them to the 1930s.

Braxiatel is a time-travelling, double-hearted alien from a planet with red grass and twin suns, not that we're naming any names*, though he currently lives in the Vega system in the early 27th century. He is almost pathologically incapable of being honest and direct, probably because he's a former Ambassador Cardinal Chancellor Cardinal again politician from a planet that constantly hides secrets from itself. His moral alignment is rather vague accordingly. Most people know him as a True Neutral with Good-leanings, but he's really more like a GM who has gotten sick of people destroying his world(s) and has accordingly begun to consider Railroading the entire universe. He has just spent over a year locked up by Space Nazis with only torture and interior design to keep him occupied, so he's really not happy about it. This holiday will probably be good for him.

I think I've suffocated you with enough links to audio clips and tropes, so I'll stop.

For now.

*Gallifrey